The Front Desk Lady

My name is Callie, I'm twenty-four and I work front desk at a hotel. Sometimes it's fun, other times I'm tempted to strangle myself with the phone cord.

I created this thing to complain about my hotel job, but it's mainly now used for all things Lizzie Bennet, Emma Approved and AJOE.

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medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

medievalfantasist:

gicknilbert:

HOW DID I SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT GIVING IT A CHANCE

With this gif, we shall achieve world peace.

(via artsychic17)

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

image

THIS IS SO RELEVANT OMG. 

(via tankthoughts)

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

cuuuuute, i love horses, and kitties obvs, but i miss my horses

(via artsychic17)

theashleyclements:

digistage:

As You Like It (Feat. Ashley Clements) | #Shakes450

This is such a cool project to celebrate Shakespeare’s upcoming 450th birthday and as a huge Shakespeare nerd I’m so happy I got to be a part of it. Check it out, and if you’re interested, submit your own Shakespeare monologue!

I love this so much omg.

(via theultimatenerd)

Peeked at the moon out my window. It’s not red and my window is foggy. Blehh.

I’ll just wait and see pictures of it in the morning.

supposedly I should be able to see the lunar eclipse from my window soon. The sky looked pretty clear earlier. 

my only problem is WHY AM I AWAKE RIGHT NOW. I should be sleeping because I have CLASS tomorrow. Er. Today.

so. lunar eclipse. since i’m awake I should probably check to see if i can see it. right? right.

Asker kasuchi Asks:
WHAT IF N AVENGERS 2 STEVE JUST PICKS UP MJOLNIR (MYUMYU) AND HANDS IT TO THOR LIKE "NBD HERE BRO." I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN.
thefrontdesklady thefrontdesklady Said:

broadlybrazen:

broadlybrazen:

winterlive:

broadlybrazen:

oh. my. god. I NEED THIS SO MUCH.

so, avengers & co. are milling about post-skirmish, and everybody’s just gathering their shit together and regrouping

steve casually picks up mjolnir and helpfully hands it over to thor, and spends the next thirty minutes dealing with the complete emotional wreckage caused by this totally innocuous gesture

  • thor & loki: freaking out quietly but powerfully, with the kind of wide-eyed disbelief and unnatural stillness that promises a lot of yelling & booming thunder & green-tinged lightning as soon as they recover their wits
  • tony: prolonged hysterics over comms, just totally infuriated incomprehensible ranting. mjolnir has infuriated tony for ages - it’s a fucking fancy hunk of space rock, how does it fucking know who is worthy! how does it even determine what ‘worthiness’ constitutes! it’s an affront to science and dignity and american manhood, is what it is. and now steve rogers, who gets up tony’s nose more than anybody else he has ever met, just…picks up thor’s judgy magic god hammer like it’s nothing? tony is done. tony has no words. (that’s a lie: tony has ALL THE WORDS, and LOUDLY.)
  • clint: cracking up in the background and egging on tony’s  hysterics; this is the most fun he’s had all month
  • lady sif: her disbelief unnerves steve even more than thor & loki; he’s come to expect a certain level of weirdness and emotional melodrama from those two, but not sif. steve likes sif. she’s a badass warrior goddess, she’s great in a fight and she’s very nice. one time they were training together and she even let him hold her glaive! they’re totally bros. warrior bros. but now she’s just staring and it’s freaking him out.
  • natasha: suspected all along that steve could, but to have it confirmed…she quietly loses it, tucks herself in against steve’s side and giggles helplessly into his shoulder; she’s not surprised,  it’s just…a small part of her is still waiting for steve to undercut her faith in him. but steve, annoying golden bastard that he is, keeps proving her right about him, and she doesn’t know what to do with that. (steve just looks down at her helplessly; he always likes hearing her laugh but this loss of composure unnerves him more than anything else.)
  • sam & bruce: mystified. utterly mystified. hulk just blinks and sam dryly congratulates steve on his amazing hammer-lifting prowess.
  • jane: rushes at steve, almost tripping over herself in her excitement and getting all up in steve’s personal space as she pokes mjolnir and pokes steve, who actually leans back in a futile effort to escape the torrent of incomprehensible science babble
  • darcy: the only person in steve’s vicinity who (a) seems to understand the fuss and (b) doesn’t seem unduly put out by it. steve finds this tentatively reassuring right up until she grins widely, makes at least five filthy jokes about his inner purity, and asks for a fistbump.

sif is the first one to finally pull herself together and explain the whole ‘worthy of mjolnir’ thing; steve doesn’t even know where to look or what to do, he just goes bright red and stammers, while natasha giggles even harder and tony’s voice climbs up another octave

sam, perched on hulk’s shoulder and listening with increasing amusement, starts cracking up and actually tumbles right off while steve stares at him with betrayal writ large across his face, ET TU, SAM?, and sam is now laughing so hard he’s actually gasping for breath

(bucky hears about it last, after the initial furor dies down, and he just grins at steve, bright and knowing and unsurprised. steve hasn’t seen that smile in years; the whole day’s embarrassment, including tony’s continued muttered ranting, is worth it for that alone)

rhodey asking tony why he doesn’t try to lift it.  just give it a try, man, what’s the worst that can happen?  maybe the magic hammer won’t like you.

tony: *INCOHERENT RAGE*

clint: *dying*

rhodey: *serene smile*

YESSSSS omfg 

everybody who wasn’t present for steve’s party trick finds out in short order, because tony will not let it go (clint & rhodey take turns winding him up, not that it takes much doing; pepper should probably nix that, but she knows a captain america rant when she sees one and she flatly refuses to get involved)

meanwhile, thor has gotten past the initial shock and he’s now beaming all over the place and booming enthusiastically about steve, his wonderful shieldbrother; there’s a lot of manly warrior bonding with crushing hugs and bristly bearded kisses all over steve’s cheeks. steve likes thor, he really does, but he hasn’t been this consistently mortified since that first week touring with the uso troupe

(it’s the nattering about shieldbrothers that really tests loki’s temper; unusually, he finds himself deeply in accord with stark, which annoys him enough that he decides to smile beatifically at steve and congratulate him on the honor, taking care to go on at length about how sacred and magical and beyond mortal understanding it all is. for a brief beautiful moment, tony actually goes speechless with fury)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

Youtube, why must you take so long to upload my videos? No me gusta. 

I guess I’m watching music videos of boybands from the 90’s while I’m waiting. Things could be worse.